Thursday, July 17, 2014

Get To Work, Boys!!



Routine pick-up and landfill delivery typically occurs four days per week leaving one weekday to rest.

One must make a conscious effort to be the best  possible competitor. In some cases,
the absolute best output can end in a mediocre result. Just as long as the intangible is not garbage, there's always a chance for victory.

Fortunately, the garbage, or 'Gabbo' moniker can be shaken in 2014 with proper preparation and supreme confidence in self.

Success can obviously start with the draft.
Just don't get too down on yourself and maintain composure throughout the entire process. Even if week one of the regular season is a complete disaster, hold your head high. You can't win them all. History speaks for itself as follows:
2014 ???
2013   L, 148-79
2012  W, 146-96
2011  W, 149-85
2010  W,  80-74, L, 108-81
2009  W, 131-88
2008  W,  96-87

Snap out of the trance of such lopsided defeats.

The best example of proper maintenance of composure despite yet another horrible draft follows below:
Round 1: Doug Martin
Round 2 (via trade): Reggie Wayne
Round 5: Randall Cobb
Round 6: Danny Amendola
Round 9: Tavon Austin
Round 10: Michael Vick
Round 12: Justin Blackmon
Round 13: Joseph Randle

Once again, as expected, adjustments were made as well as a top fourth-place finish in the playoffs despite these laughable selections.

Whoever is matched up against such a competitor in week one will definitely have their hands full. Get to work boys, for work will be cut out for you. Best of luck in 2014's version of Fantasy football!